Ever wonder why?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hot dogs
No burgers
NO BEER
No bacon
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
MORE THAN ONE MOTHER IN LAW
You can't shave
Your wife can't shave
You can't wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel shit
Your wife is picked by someone else for you and your wife smells worse than your donkey.
Them they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well No Shit Sherlock!...
It's not like it could get much worse.